{"product_id":"laundry-sucks","title":"“Laundry Sucks” Hand-Lettered Wood Sign","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eBecause… it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"484\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"261\"\u003e“Laundry Sucks” Hand-Lettered Wood Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e brings humor and handcrafted charm to one of the most relatable rooms in your home. Individually hand lettered — with no vinyl or stencils — each piece carries authentic artisan character that makes it truly one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eMade from solid wood and framed in a rich espresso stain, this sign blends rustic warmth with playful personality. Whether styled above your washer and dryer, in a mudroom, or gifted to a friend who understands the never-ending cycle, it adds a lighthearted touch to everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eBecause both the frame and backing are real wood, natural variations such as knots, grain shifts, mineral streaks, or small imperfections may be present. These details enhance the handmade authenticity and ensure no two signs are exactly alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003eA little sarcasm. A lot of charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1qdbjao\" data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eSize Options\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003e• 6.75\" x 19.5\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003e• 9\" x 23.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1111\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"c5pvs\" data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eColor Options\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003e• Multiple background + lettering combinations available\u003cbr data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e• Espresso stain wood frame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003e(See dropdown menu for available selections.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1273\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"g0v3i3\" data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eHardware\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003e• Sawtooth hanger attached\u003cbr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003e• Ready to hang upon arrival\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ikukbb\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eShipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003e• Ships via UPS Ground\u003cbr data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003e• HI \u0026amp; AK orders may ship USPS\u003cbr data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003e• Tracking provided\u003cbr data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e• Ships from Arkport, NY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1qf1iyj\" data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003e• Handmade item — slight variations will occur\u003cbr data-start=\"1548\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003e• Back of sign is unpainted\u003cbr data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e• Natural wood characteristics may include knots, grain variation, hairline cracks, dents, or mineral streaks\u003cbr data-start=\"1690\" data-end=\"1693\"\u003e• Each sign is hand lettered and impossible to duplicate exactly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1761\" data-end=\"1823\"\u003eImperfections are part of the charm — just like laundry piles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The McGarvey Workshop","offers":[{"title":"White\/Black \/ 6.75 x 19.5","offer_id":51955638599961,"sku":"39725676167324","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Black \/ 9 x 23.5","offer_id":51955638632729,"sku":"39725676200092","price":73.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/White \/ 6.75 x 19.5","offer_id":51955638665497,"sku":"39725676232860","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/White \/ 9 x 23.5","offer_id":51955638698265,"sku":"39725676265628","price":73.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"DistressedWhite\/Blk \/ 6.75 x 19.5","offer_id":51955638731033,"sku":"39725676331164","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"DistressedWhite\/Blk \/ 9 x 23.5","offer_id":51955638763801,"sku":"39725676363932","price":73.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"DistressedBlack\/Wht \/ 6.75 x 19.5","offer_id":51955638796569,"sku":"39725676396700","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"DistressedBlack\/Wht \/ 9 x 23.5","offer_id":51955638829337,"sku":"39725676429468","price":73.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/9044\/9177\/files\/laundry-sucks-4291689.jpg?v=1772069538","url":"https:\/\/shopthecoralpalm.com\/products\/laundry-sucks","provider":"The Coral Palm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}