{"product_id":"nauti-5","title":"Salty Summer Signs 5”","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌊 BEACH PLEASE! COASTAL WOODEN SIGNS FOR YOUR HAPPY PLACE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBecause your home decor should be as salty as you are after a day without coffee! These adorably sassy 5x5\" wooden signs are perfect for anyone who's mentally always at the beach (even when they're stuck in meetings).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ CHOOSE YOUR COASTAL MOOD: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e \"All You Need Is Love And The Beach\" (And maybe a margarita...)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\"Sea Hag: [sea hag] noun - mermaid before coffee\" (We feel seen)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\"Let's Get Nauti\" (What happens on the boat stays on the boat)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\"Happy As A Seagull With A French Fry\" (Living your best bird life)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏖️ WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e5\"x5\"x1.5\" of pure beachy attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDistressed gray wood frame (fancy, but make it coastal)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCan hang or stand (commitment issues? We got you) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePerfect size for shelves, desks, or anywhere needing sass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMakes a great gift (or keep it, we won't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBeach house dreamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCoastal grandmother wannabes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCoffee-loving mermaids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFrench fry-stealing seagulls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who needs a vacation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat friend who's always \"getting nauti\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side effects may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden urges to quit your job and move to the beach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased sass levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpontaneous beach trip planning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable desire to collect seashells\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpeaking in nautical puns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e*Not responsible for any sudden career changes involving becoming a mermaid or starting a seagull french fry stealing ring.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Happy as a Seagull","offer_id":51965468246297,"sku":"10990","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lets Get Nauti","offer_id":51965471097113,"sku":"10989","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Love \u0026 The Beach","offer_id":51965471129881,"sku":"10991","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Hag","offer_id":51965471162649,"sku":"10992","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/9044\/9177\/files\/salty-summer-signs-5-2353206.jpg?v=1772069368","url":"https:\/\/shopthecoralpalm.com\/products\/nauti-5","provider":"The Coral Palm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}